principatus:

fuck girls but also fuck girls u feel me

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina, 1954

lameborghini:

morning people are not to be trusted that shit is unnatural

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

Fucking Penn State Football tickets. 

$218 for 7 home games. Plus, as a grad student, I don’t get to buy my tickets until AFTER the rest of the students. Not cool, PSU Football, not cool. 

I also don’t know how to buy normal person tickets. For Tori and whoever else really wants to go to an insane football game this fall. Like Patrick or Nicole or Enrique. 

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

stupidfuckingquestions:

Angry Leslie

I’m the bait.

slutformisha: